“Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.”Tagged: doctors, Sadists, play god, lesser people, Scream
“Well I was just asking; it seemed plausible enough given your record of generally being the worst human in existence.”Tagged: record, worst, human, Existence, Sassy
“Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.”Tagged: Special, Sassy, Picture Pages, Ultrasound, Metaphor Examples