“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”Tagged: jesus, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Drunk, Fantasies
“I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.”Tagged: jesus, Anti-Christian, jumpsuit, Dancing
“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.”Tagged: jesus, tuxedo, formal, casual, party