“Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say 'husband'? Herschell: Wow...Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate! Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of all the gayness. Cal...I love you. [Ricky faints] Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!”Tagged: Frenchman, gayness
“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”Tagged: jesus, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Drunk, Fantasies
“I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.”Tagged: jesus, Anti-Christian, jumpsuit, Dancing
“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.”Tagged: jesus, tuxedo, formal, casual, party
“There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I...…”Tagged: Playgirl Magazine, Male Nude Modeling
“So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?”Tagged: psychosomatic, fire-starter, Misunderstanding