“Ms. Benitez: Oh! Steve! Look at you all dressed up. Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day! Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy. Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you! Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary… Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”Tagged: Special, Love, Infatuation, Kill, Murder
“Jenna Bilzerian: Steve, do you ever get lonely? Coach Steve: Of course not. I remain lonely.”Tagged: Lonely, remain, Sad, pathetic, humor
“Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”Tagged: Enigma, humor, Misunderstanding, awkward, Misheard