“Ms. Benitez: Oh! Steve! Look at you all dressed up. Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day! Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy. Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you! Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary… Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”Tagged: Special, Love, Infatuation, Kill, Murder
“I gotta be honest with you. I know I seem like a real gigolo, but actually I’m a little nervous because I’m a total virgin.”Tagged: Gigolo, Honesty, virgin, awkward, Uncomfortable
“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”Tagged: Nervous, Details, fuzzy, Sex, explicit
“Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”Tagged: Enigma, humor, Misunderstanding, awkward, Misheard