“Boyle: Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer! Peralta: That is no one's fantasy!”Tagged: Sex, Old People, Transformers, Fantasy
“Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do? Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed. Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”Tagged: Sex, Saftey, Cops, Jail, yogurt
“Judge Marinovich: A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That's highly unusual. Peralta: At the time I did not know she was a defense attorney. I should have been able to guess, however, based on her ability to lie all over me.”Tagged: Punny, Sex, attorney, Lies
“Amy: Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake. Peralta: 'I hope it wasn't a mistake,' title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!”Tagged: mistake, Sex, Regrets, sex tape
“'I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now': title of your sex tape.”Tagged: sex tape, Sex, joke