Quotes tagged ‘yogurt’

“I don't have room in my head for yogurt.”

— Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“[Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it] Chris Knight: Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet? Mitch: What is it? Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs. [Mitch starts to induce vomiting] Chris Knight: Rel…”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com

“Why do they only sell yogurt to women? Like, men eat yogurt.”

— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com

“My mother was in the hospital & everyone wanted to be my friend. But I was busy making a list: good dog, bad citizen, short skeleton, tall mocha. Typical Tuesday. My mother was in the hospital & no one wanted to be her friend. Everyone wanted to be soft cooing sympathies. Very reasonable pigeons. No…”

— Chen Chen, apmpodcasts.org

“Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do? Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed. Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Snacking on yogurt with live cultures helps boost the good bacteria in your hoo-ha, which, as you know, is all around fantastic for preventing annoying vaginal problems like yeast infections.”

— Ashley Oerman, womenshealthmag.com