“This guy, R. Kelly, got another sex tape out now. Can you believe that shit? This guy makes more sex tapes than he does music. He’s like the DJ Khaled of sex tapes. 'Another one.' Like, damn, nigga! That’s a lot of tapes. The new one’s so bad that they didn’t even show it. I’ve never seen anything l…”— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com
“Kourtney: Why did you make a sex tape? Kim: Because I was horny and I felt like it.”— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com
“When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it”— Kris Jenner, imdb.com
“'I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now': title of your sex tape.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“Amy: Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake. Peralta: 'I hope it wasn't a mistake,' title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!”— Daniel J. Goor, Michael Schur, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“You have made me the happiest woman ever. Now let's make a sex tape.”— Noah Hawley, Nikki Swango, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, imdb.com
“So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t an…”— Gail Dines, youtube.com
“Make a sex tape. You don’t have to be fame hungry to enjoy the process of shooting a sexy video starring you and your lover. Just position your phone so it’s pointed towards the bed, seduce each other, and roll around between the sheets. The only thing better than making a sex tape is watching it to…”— Mélanie Berliet, thoughtcatalog.com
“Make a sex tape. Just be sure YOU are the only one in possession of it.”— Becky, thestir.cafemom.com