“You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.”Tagged: humor, Sarcasm, Honesty, lying, Dishonesty
“It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.”Tagged: Truth, Lies, Honesty, Dishonesty, The Human Condition
“Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.”Tagged: Lies, lying, Children, The future, humor