“There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.”Tagged: Love, Hate, emotions, humor
“There's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me' though, if you jumble it up.”Tagged: Teamwork, Collaboration, Cooperation, humor, Sarcasm
“You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.”Tagged: humor, Sarcasm, Honesty, lying, Dishonesty
“Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.”Tagged: Lies, lying, Children, The future, humor
“We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.”Tagged: humor, Being wrong