“There's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me' though, if you jumble it up.”Tagged: Teamwork, Collaboration, Cooperation, humor, Sarcasm
“You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.”Tagged: humor, Sarcasm, Honesty, lying, Dishonesty
“Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.”Tagged: Lies, lying, Children, The future, humor