“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”Tagged: Smells, Bad, Simile Examples, jesus, Patrick Dempsey
“Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I'm not getting a disease. Are you kidding me? Especially one I didn't have any fun catching.”Tagged: whoa, disease, are you kidding me?, Fun, Catching
“Divya Katdare: Here's an idea: let's have dinner but absolutely no conversation. Evan Lawson: Yeah. Like we're married.”Tagged: marriage & adult relationships, talking, Conversation, Dinner, Quiet
“It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit.”Tagged: Brunch, Clothes, breakfast, Hungry, Lunch