“Boone: Detective Paralta. Your fly is down. I made you look. Jake: I didn't look. And I'm wearing shorts; there is no fly.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“Juno MacGuff: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today. Paulie Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach. Juno MacGuff: Go Carol.”— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com
“Eat my shorts!”— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“I thought my fellow Californians would approve of my succulent leg hams. Instead I get ceremoniously dunked on by every woman I stopped to talk to.”— John McDermott, melmagazine.com