“Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin. Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.”Tagged: virgin, Die A virgin, Sex, Diss
“Francine: Steve, your father got hurt in a very tender place. He's probably frustrated he can't go to work, or mow the lawn, or clean the gutters. Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters. Steve: Hey, maybe until Dad get better, I can clean the gutters. Francine: That's creepy, honey.”Tagged: hurt, Frustrated, Mow The Lawn, Clean the gutters, Sex
“Any man who ever did anything great was just trying to show up some piece of ass who didn't give him any.”Tagged: Great, Success, Point to prove, Sex, Show Up
“A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?”Tagged: New York, Wall Street, Bankers, Sex, hotels