“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Drinking
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows