“Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced…”Tagged: Love, Relationships, Divorce, Right For Each Other, Couples
“There are a few things I've always believed in. Flowers are good for any occasion. And nothing is more important than making time for an old friend, especially if the old girl has seen better days. Because even if it breaks your heart to be "just friends," if you really care about someone, you'll…”Tagged: Friends, Flowers, caring, Just Friends
“Elliot: Oh my God! She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad? Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.”Tagged: Tattoo, Vagina, Teardrop, Bajingo, SASS
“Turk: You have created a monster. Elliot did a little tongue dance in Franklyn's ear just to get him to do her labs before mine. Carla: So she used her femininity! The only reason you usually get your lab-work back so fast is because you always pick Franklyn to play basketball even though he always…”Tagged: femininity, Advantages, manipulation, Priority