“Don’t freak, but your tattoo is going to look pretty gross at first.”— Cosmopolitan, Ama Kwarteng, cosmopolitan.com
“Maybe I'll get a tattoo of an ass on my ass. It's kinda meta.”— Susannah Grant, Grace Rasmussen, Toni Collette, imdb.com
“Danny Blue: OK, I screwed up, yeah. Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: What did you learn? In a sentence. Danny Blue: Do it by the book. Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: Screw up again, Danny and I'll have it tattooed on your arse.”— Tony Jordan, Michael Stone, Adrian Lester, imdb.com
“Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that? Magda: That's my little octopussy.”— George MacDonald Fraser, Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com
“Tattooist: So, what image shall I forever scar into your skin? A skull head, a flaming skull head, or the flaming skull head-snake-rose combo? Dee Dee: Um, the club didn't specify, but I was thinking maybe a....gingerbread man?”— Robert Alvarez, Dee Dee, Kath Soucie, imdb.com
“Now I wanna be the tattoo ink that swims down through the needle in your skin.”— Pierce The Veil, open.spotify.com
“Blue-Haired Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?' Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.' Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”— Jon Vitti, Sideshow Bob, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“Helen: Quinn, what is that thing on your arm? Quinn: Don't worry, mom! It's fake. Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.”— Glenn Eichler, Anne Bernstein, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com
“Elliot: Oh my God! She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad? Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.”— Matt Tarses, Gabrielle Allan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“I think tattoos are horrible. It's like living in a Pucci dress full-time.”— Karl Lagerfeld, glamourmagazine.co.uk
“I want a tattoo of the first morning we woke up together. I want the memory to hurt.”— Clementine Von Radics, clementinevonradicspoems.tumblr.com
“I once loved boys who wanted to make me into poetry to eulogize my being, tattoo me onto his paper, tuck away my words into thick letters and crisp envelopes. I would not be his art, so I decided to make my own.”— Michelle K., michellekpoems.tumblr.com
“My girlfriend got a very cool tattoo on her back. Finally something attractive to look at while having sex.”— officialkapster, reddit.com