“Gene: It's the documentarian who hates Dad and puts wigs on cows! Tina: Werner Herzog?”Tagged: Werner Herzog, Documentarian, Wigs
“My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!”Tagged: Starving Children, Misery, Self-Pity
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.”Tagged: Gross, Communicable Diseases, Holding Hands
“I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I am just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!”Tagged: Ghosts, Sharks, cancer, Snakes, Fear
“Gene: I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BM's until halftime, when I will make a ‘Super Bowel!’ Linda: Gene, you can't hold your poops in, all right? You gotta set them free, then they go in the sewers and the find their families. And they're happy!”Tagged: super bowl, Super Bowel, Bowel Movements, Gross