“You think he shit his own pants to look innocent?”— Dan Lagana, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, imdb.com
“Dying through overexertion on the toilet is the stuff of royal legend.”— Chris Bourn, melmagazine.com
“I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation, I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since Wednesday... morning!”— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com
“Gene: I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BM's until halftime, when I will make a ‘Super Bowel!’ Linda: Gene, you can't hold your poops in, all right? You gotta set them free, then they go in the sewers and the find their families. And they're happy!”— Jon Schroeder, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com