“I don't like it when I say people should die and then they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility. At least not until I've got a job in middle management.”Tagged: Die, Death, Responsibility, Job, Middle Management
“Jane: She's cute, there are different standards for cute people. Daria: You mean no standards.”Tagged: Standards, Cute, Cute People, No Standards
“Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad. Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.”Tagged: Brains, Fads, Pierced, Piercing
“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”Tagged: Spoon, Legal, Marriage, Hawaii
“Daria: My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries, so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped. Jane: Wow, that's cool. My family was already crazy without any berries, so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell…”Tagged: crazy, Evacuation, Stomach Pumped, Airport
“Mr. O'Neill: So you see, girls, I don't want to change the intent of the poster, I just want to make it more palatable. You know what they say: 'A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.' Jane: Not if you're diabetic.”Tagged: Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, Diabetes, Sassy
“Helen: Jane, since you're staying with us and all I thought... well, you're Daria's best friend, and she's, she's so hard to talk to these days... Jane: Maximum of three questions. No betrayals. Immunity from prosecution.”Tagged: Best friend, Hard To Talk To, Betrayals, Immunity
“Helen: Jane, since you're staying with us and all I thought... well, you're Daria's best friend, and she's, she's so hard to talk to these days... Jane: Maximum of three questions. No betrayals. Immunity from prosecution.”Tagged: Best friend, Hard To Talk To, Betrayals, Immunity