Quotes tagged ‘Hawaii’

“Mama Ragetti: We could have retired in Hawaii. Grandpa Gustafson: I have been to Hawaii. Mama Ragetti: Oh yeah? Which island? Grandpa Gustafson: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya. Mama Ragetti: I find you disgusting. Grandpa Gustafson: Well, just as long as you find me.”

— Mark Steven Johnson, Grandpa Gustafson, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com

“Bitch, someone is paying you to go to Hawaii. It's already worked out.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, imdb.com

“Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!”

— Jason Segel, Peter Bretter, Jason Segel, imdb.com

“And at 100% humidity and 89 degrees, Little Hilo, Hawaii, is both the hottest and wettest spot in the nation. I guess that makes it the number-one destination for teenage boys, eh, Victoria?”

— Matthew Weiner, Steve Dallas, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

“Do you think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii? They gotta ruin everything. They ruined the continental United States. Ruined it! We have a beautiful Pacific coast, Atlantic coast, that’s the continental United States. You don’t need more states. We’re not the British Empire. Are they trying to tur…”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did flying have anything to do with the fact you chose Gary, Indiana?”

— Lorenzo Music, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.com

“Hawaii is one of those places that, keeps topping itself. Just when you think you'll never see another sunset as beautiful, there comes a sunrise that only Gauguin could imagine. It kind of makes unemployment easier to take.”

— Glen A. Larson, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com

“There's something hypnotic about the climate in Hawaii: every day it's sunny and 80°; every day there are gentle trade winds to take the edge of the humidity; every day—until the Kona Winds come up. The Kona Winds come from the south, from somewhere in the vastness of the Pacific Ocean, as they trav…”

— Chris Abbott, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com

“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”

— Anne Bernstein, Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It's this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in The Real World house! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I'm talking about Hawaii, and after! I can…”

— Brenda Hsueh, Marshall Eriksen, Jason Segel, imdb.com

“To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps. But it's not to be, so I'm hanging it up.”

— Spike Feresten, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com