“'It is abhorrent that Tom Sandoval continues to torment Ms. Madix,' Madix’s attorney, Jordan Susman, said in a statement.”— Bethy Squires, vulture.com
“There's no more legal system, Jason. We're living in some sort of fucking black hole universe”— Anna Fishko, Christopher Keyser, Grizz, Jack Mulhern, imdb.com
“Larry: And who knows, you know what? Maybe I'll be able to need a lawyer someday. Cheryl: Anything could happen. Larry: A lot of people sue me.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Legal trouble or 'my parents don't understand me' trouble?”— Dee Johnson, Will Gardner, Josh Charles, imdb.com
“It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all. For example, did you know that it is now illegal to give a possum a perm?”— Josh Bycel, Karen Vick, Kirsten Nelson, imdb.com
“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”— Anne Bernstein, Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com
“Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.”— Andrew Guest, John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“In law there is one great eternal truth: If anyone goes to prison, it’s the client, not the lawyer.”— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Donald Cooperman, William Hurt, imdb.com
“Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.”— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“Good legal help’s hard to find. Blow jobs are easy.”— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“We’re liars by trade, we practice law.”— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“Sex. I know what you're thinking. 'I paid $80,000 a year for this? What does sex have to do with criminal law?'. Everything.”— Joe Fazzio, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”— Ellen Degeneres, books.google.com
“Freedom of expression will always be more popular in principle than in practice. We want to be free to express ourselves, but are less enthusiastic when that freedom is exercised by others with whom we disagree. Nobody likes a critic.”— Nick Denton, gawker.com