“Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.”Tagged: Bad Luck, Dumbass, Sassy, fix it
“So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete, the only smart thing about you is your mouth... and just look at you!”Tagged: proud, athlete, Mouth, Sassy