“Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.”Tagged: Bad Luck, Dumbass, Sassy, fix it
“I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!”Tagged: Snow, Winter, nympho, America, Exciting
“Red: Are you on dope? Are you? Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization— Red: My foot kicking your ass.”Tagged: Dope, Weed, Counseling, beating up
“So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete, the only smart thing about you is your mouth... and just look at you!”Tagged: proud, athlete, Mouth, Sassy
“You kids switch partners more than square dancers!”Tagged: kids, switch, Partners, square dancers, romance
“Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I'm sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!”Tagged: Luke Skywalker, Sick, Tired, little fruit