“I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.”— Roger Kumble, Kathryn Merteuil, Sarah Michelle Gellar, imdb.com
“[narrating] Well Mornin' Sam, like a bad luck planet in today's horoscope, here's the old hippie-hating mad dog himself in the flesh: Lieutenant Detective Christian F. 'Bigfoot' Bjornsen. SAG member, John Wayne walk, flat top of Flintstone proportions and that evil, little shit-twinkle in his eye th…”— Paul Thomas Anderson, Sortilège, Joanna Newsom, imdb.com
“Some people believe that ravens guide travelers to their destinations. Others believe that the sight of a solitary raven is considered good luck while more than one raven together predicts trouble ahead.”— Mark Schwahn, Peyton Sawyer, Hilarie Burton, imdb.com
“Conrad Shepard: One day we gonna all retire to some beach house in the Caribbean. Keeyon: Til some wrath of God type shit happens, and washes everything away in a tidal wave like those poor fuckers in Indonesia.”— Jenji Kohan, Conrad Shepard, Romany Malco, imdb.com
“[Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job. Igor: Could be worse. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How? Igor: Could be raining. [it starts to pour]”— Mel Brooks, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, imdb.com
“I had a run of bad luck. I let it get to me. But not anymore.”— Joshua Safran, Miranda Shaw, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com
“Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.”— Jeff Filgo, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“Sometimes in life, you just have to accept what's coming to you. Like the contestant who gets the lesser showcase on ''The Price is Right''.”— Gary Janetti, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Every time I think maybe I'm heading in the right direction, I end up in a place I never even knew could feel this bad.”— Kurt Sutter, Jax Teller, Charlie Hunnam, imdb.com
“Pretty sure there should be a scientific law that says you WILL get stuck at a railroad crossing or behind a large bus if you’re running late to work.”— Bekah Martinez, twitter.com
“Yeah, since she met him she's been vomited on, her family cabin's been burned down, she learned her father's a homosexual, and she got fired from a high-paying network job. Yeah, they had a real good thing going.”— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com