“[After the Grinch starts up his sleigh outside his cave] THIS IS NUTS! [Max barks] ON, CRASHER! ON, THRASHER! ON, VOMIT AND BLITZ–! [on the sleigh he made; freaking out] WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!! I'M GONNA THROW UP, AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!! MOMMY, TELL IT TO STOP!! [sobs, then calms down]…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Freaking Out
“[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bored, eating
“[Frustrated] Ugh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bleeding Hearts
“And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! (Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.) [while jumping angrily] And…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Noise, Pudding
“[After Martha say that her gifts are dazzling and The Grinch angrily ruined her new car] Of course, they are. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about! Gifts… gifts… Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! Do you know what happens to your gifts? They all come to…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Kissing, MIstletoe
“One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.”Tagged: Christmas Music, Joyful And Triumphant, Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Sludge
“I am the Grinch that stole Christmas...and I'm sorry.”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Confession, Remorse, Grinch
“[Angrily] Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.”Tagged: Christmas Music, Joyful And Triumphant, Scrooge, Anti-Christmas
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged
“Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stealing, Wild Animal
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, mangled face, sad face, Christmas
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Threats, fax, star key