“[after Max scared off some teen Whos] Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving...sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. [eats an onion] MAX! [Max whimpers] Get my cloak. [Max runs back inside] I've been much too tolerant of these…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, body odor, Pranks
“The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here. [indicates himself…shouts] Hello? Echo: Hello. The Grinch: How are you? Echo: How are you? The Grinch: I asked you first. Echo: I asked you first. The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Echo Game, Real Mature
“[screams] Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there...on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! [opens his schedule] '4:00; Wallow in self-pity, 4:30; Stare into the abyss, 5:00; Solve world hunger.' Tell no one. '5:30; (Jazz and exercise, or a.k.a.) Jazzercise.…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Jazzercize, schedule
“All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise...just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, reindeer, Red Nose
“[catapults the red bag at the picture of Augustus] OOOHHH!! Sweet. [singing] Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“[After the Grinch starts up his sleigh outside his cave] THIS IS NUTS! [Max barks] ON, CRASHER! ON, THRASHER! ON, VOMIT AND BLITZ–! [on the sleigh he made; freaking out] WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!! I'M GONNA THROW UP, AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!! MOMMY, TELL IT TO STOP!! [sobs, then calms down]…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Freaking Out
“[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bored, eating
“[Frustrated] Ugh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bleeding Hearts
“And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! (Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.) [while jumping angrily] And…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Noise, Pudding
“[After Martha say that her gifts are dazzling and The Grinch angrily ruined her new car] Of course, they are. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about! Gifts… gifts… Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! Do you know what happens to your gifts? They all come to…”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Kissing, MIstletoe
“One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.”Tagged: Christmas Music, Joyful And Triumphant, Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Sludge
“I am the Grinch that stole Christmas...and I'm sorry.”Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Confession, Remorse, Grinch
“[Angrily] Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.”Tagged: Christmas Music, Joyful And Triumphant, Scrooge, Anti-Christmas