“Morgan: Why am I such an idiot? I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year I am actually going to have a normal Christmas. Sabrina: Morgan, normal is relative. Morgan: Yeah, too bad my relatives aren't normal.”Tagged: Christmas, Holidays, Relatives, relative, Family
“Sabrina: Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas? Roxie: The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights. Morgan: Your family exchanges cigarettes? Roxie: Hey, it's just not Christmas without a…”Tagged: Holidays, Christmas, present, Pun, Taco Bell