“It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.”Tagged: Similie Examples, Hippie, Punch, Aura
“It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.”Tagged: Similie Examples, Hippie, Punch, Aura
“The thing that freaks me out about having a kid is that you could get one and it could be shit. It could be a douche. Then you have to spend the next 18 years pretending to love it.”Tagged: kid, Scared, Freaked Out , worries
“Geoffrey: And I want to give you all of me, the best parts and the worst. Josh: Why do I have to put up with the worst parts?”Tagged: best, worst, Relationship, Love
“Geoffrey: And I want to give you all of me, the best parts and the worst. Josh: Why do I have to put up with the worst parts?”Tagged: best, worst, Relationship, Love
“She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.”Tagged: Bamboozled, period, pregnant, Cunning
“She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.”Tagged: Bamboozled, period, pregnant, Cunning
“You're only into me when you're feeling needy and alone.”Tagged: Feelings, Alone, needy, Relationships
“You know what they say about Harleys and hemorrhoids? Sooner or later every asshole gets one.”Tagged: Harley, Hemorrhoid, joke