“I've never seen meerkats and a sad person at the same time. It's like a weird art installation.”Tagged: Meerkats, Sad, Simile Examples, Art Installation
“I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.”Tagged: purchase, Simile Examples, taste, Fair Trade, Tears
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”Tagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss