“You belong to old New York, my dear, and don’t let anyone tell you different.”— Julian Fellowes, Agnes van Rhijn, Christine Baranski, imdb.com
“Don't you hate getting older and watching your parts fall apart.”— Jeff Whitty, Nicole Holofcener, Anna, Dolly Wells, imdb.com
“Driving is old-fashioned and boring, like baseball.”— Rebecca Hoobler, Eddie Quintana, Sara Scully, Duncan, Amy Poehler, imdb.com
“When you turn 30, this really cool thing happens where your metabolism goes, 'Later, bitch!'”— Amy Schumer, imdb.com
“I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com
“You’re like a cat lady, except not old.”— Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Thomas Ward, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com
“Co-Worker: Lance was so hot. Brooke Dubek: When he was 25, but now he's 30. And he still says 'Damn, Daniel.'”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com
“You know, it's weird. You're my age, but wise. You're like my mum... in a little man's body. Like a little mum man. No offense.”— Laurie Nunn, Jackson Marchetti, Kedar Williams-Stirling, imdb.com
“When one's young, it seems very easy to distinguish between right and wrong. But, as one gets older, it becomes more difficult. The villains and the heroes get all mixed up.”— Paul Haggis, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, René Mathis, Giancarlo Giannini, imdb.com
“Diego Rivera: Thank you. Frida Kahlo: For what? Diego Rivera: For making a fat, old, crazy communist a happy man.”— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com
“Frank: Come on, the army doesn't want deadbeat 14-year olds! They want deadbeat 18-year olds! Kevin: You are messed up, man!”— Emily Towers, Joe Heslinga, Frank Murphy (voice), Bill Burr, imdb.com
“Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s? Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you- Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”— Laura McCreary, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“[to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Dani, Thora Birch, imdb.com
“Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.”— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com
“There must be a stripping of the old before you can make way for the new.”— Butch Hartman, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com
“The old man sits all by himself and thinks of better years when he used to believe in stars and would dream away his fears. The young boy moves so fast he doesn’t see the stars above, and all his dreams are crushed by old man who didn’t dream enough.”— Tyler Joseph, youtube.com
“You have to remember that most vampires are very old. Puns used to be the highest form of humor.”— Brian Buckner, Bill Compton, Stephen Moyer, imdb.com
“It seems silly to me to put a napkin on an old pair of pants.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com