“Have you been masturbating again? Because you don't have to tell me every time.”Tagged: humor, LOL, Friendship, TMI, masturbation
“I mean, I don't really deal with break-ups, but it's not so bad being alone.”Tagged: Breakups, Being Alone, Being Single, Sorry, Loving being single
“I support the arts and I'm a really good friend.”Tagged: Artists, Creativity, Friendship, LOL, humor
“Like I said, I'm creative, so I have a lot of outlets for it.”Tagged: Creativity, Creative Outlets, Being Creative, humor
“You know you’re not better than me. You’re not better than phone sex!”Tagged: Pretentious, phone sex, humor, LOL, Sex
“Okay, well you just go get your fancy pants boring job and I'll just be here being exciting.”Tagged: Exciting, Fun Friend, humor, LOL, Being Fun