“Kelly: Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand. Ash: Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand? Kelly: Your real hand!”Tagged: Threat, Warning, Harassment, Sexual Harassment, joke
“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”Tagged: Insult, Incest, pregnant, Sex, flirty
“Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”Tagged: Puns, City Puns, Violence, Possession, Kill
“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass! Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass? Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere. Kelly: Are you having a stroke? Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast…”Tagged: Raunchy, Caboose, Peach, Beautiful, joke