“Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”Tagged: Puns, City Puns, Violence, Possession, Kill
“Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church. Kelly Maxwell: By accident. Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face. Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”Tagged: Sassy, Violence, Church, Punch, Drama
“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass! Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass? Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere. Kelly: Are you having a stroke? Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast…”Tagged: Raunchy, Caboose, Peach, Beautiful, joke
“Ash: Kelly, what the hell did you do? Kelly: He was a demon. I had to kill him before he killed us! Ash: He's not a demon. He's Pablo! He was my friend! He was your friend too! Kelly: His name wasn't Pablo. It was Reg. Just like my name isn't Kelly, it's Amanda, you whack job!”Tagged: Kill, Violence, Death, demon, Identity