“Juno: What's wrong? Barbara: We're very unhappy. Juno: What did you expect? You're dead!”Tagged: Unhappy, dead
“[why he can't tell Lydia his name] Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.”Tagged: Autographs, Hell, living hell
“Adam: You can see us without the sheets? Lydia: Of course I can see you. Adam: Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can? Lydia: Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' I myself am strange and unusual. Barbara: You…”Tagged: strange, unusual, Regular Girl
“Adam: What are your qualifications? Beetlejuice: Ah. Well...I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen THE EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT…”Tagged: Harvard, juilliard, black plague, The Exorcist, Zombie