“My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.”Tagged: Class, College, Lazy, Slacker
“Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.”Tagged: cousin, Naked
“Yeah, there's nothing worse than people not respecting you. Every time I get hooted at I have to take an hour of Tae Bo.”Tagged: Catcalls, Tae Bo, Self-Defense