“Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.”Tagged: Stupid, Redgrin Grumbholt, Diss, backwards
“Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you? Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.”Tagged: Certainty, Burlap Sack, Turds, Diss
“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”Tagged: Grandchildren, Pain In My Ass, Sensitive, Clingy, identical