“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”Tagged: humor, high school
“Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!”Tagged: humor, high school, appearances
“Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me! Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”Tagged: humor, Family, Power, late
“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”Tagged: princess, humor, Appearance, looks
“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Freak, tiara
“Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse. Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.”Tagged: humor, Hearse, Driving
“I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Girls