“The problem with living with other vampires are the vampires I have chosen to stay with.”Tagged: Vampires
“Nandor is like a big turkey just walking around trying to control everything on the farm. And Laszlo is my big, crazy, wild bear and we love to chase each other around the house. We have a great time together.”
“Do you remember that first time we made love? It was so passionate, I accidentally cut off your head.”Tagged: Passionate, Lovemaking, Decapitation
“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”Tagged: Boring Porono
“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge. I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their…”Tagged: Vampire Demands