I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires. I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires.
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Guillermo, Harvey Guillen, imdb.com
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Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.
I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires. I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires.
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Guillermo, Harvey Guillen, imdb.com
There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Natasia Demetriou, Christian Sprenger, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, imdb.com
Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Natasia Demetriou, Christian Sprenger, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com
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