Maeve Wiley: Nice helmet. Otis Milburn: It's just, safety first.
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Otis Milburn
I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it.
I think that you need to own your narrative. Not let it control you.
Be proud of your penis and your heritage.
It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks. You are who you are. Don't let anyone take that away from you.
Yeah, you're brilliant! You're very dedicated. You're gonna make someone really happy one day.
Look... sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it.
One day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.
Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck.
I mean stop passively hearing and start actively listening.
Maeve Wiley: What the hell did you do? Otis Milburn: Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.
You can't choose who you are attracted to. You can't engineer a relationship. You have to do what's right.
Otis Milburn: I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve. Eric Effoing: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away? Otis Milburn: She, uh... she touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.
Only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.
Wonders never cease.
Maeve Wiley: How did you know it was mine? Otis Milburn: Well, Adam thought 'As You Like It' was a song by Jay-Z. And only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst
Otis Milburn: What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body. Aimee Gibbs: So you're prescribing a wank? Otis Milburn: ...Yeah.
Lily Iglehart: To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically. Just a human man with a penis. Otis Milburn: That's... great for my self-esteem.