“Snot: Hanukkah's always been second fiddle to Christmas. We don't have any catchy songs or Santa. This is a tough time of the year for us. Roger: Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people? Snot: Yes.”Tagged: Hannukah, Songs, Tough Time, Year, Jewish
“So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year, don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.”Tagged: Lox and Bagels, Call Your Mother, Jewish, stereotypes, presents
“I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this giant calculator that only ever adds up to boobs. Pretty funny, but frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.”Tagged: accountant, Calculator, Addition, Stealing, Money
“Jeff: Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now? Hayley: Sorry, babe. Jeff: It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.”Tagged: dead, Hiding, Animal Crackers, Bathroom Bucket