“Phil: I'm a god. Rita: You're God? Phil: I'm a god. I'm not the God...I don't think.”Tagged: God, A God, The God
“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a…”Tagged: chekov, long winter, Bleak, dark, hopeless
“This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!”Tagged: Hypocrites, pitiful, groundhog day
“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”Tagged: Television, weather forecast, Squirrel
“[Phil Connors is stopped by the police after some crazy driving] Phil: Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and one large Coke. Ralph: [to Phil] And some flapjacks. Phil: [to Cop] Too early for flapjacks?”Tagged: Police, fast food drive through, flapjacks
“Phil: It's the same thing your whole life: 'Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever.' Oh yeah: 'Don't drive on the railroad track.' Gus: Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.”Tagged: clean your room, Beer, Wine
“Phil: I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you... something happened to me. I never told you but... I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve…”Tagged: piano teacher, piano mover, Kindest, Sweetest, Prettiest
“Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson? Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so...”Tagged: piano teacher, piano mover
“Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you! Phil: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching. [Starts to walk away] Ned: Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you. Phil: Not a chance. Ned: Ned... Ryerson.…”Tagged: high school, Memories
“Phil: Do you know what today is? Rita: No, what? Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.”Tagged: Today, tomorrow
“Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered? Ralph: That about sums it up for me.”Tagged: Monotony, Boredom
“You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”Tagged: weatherman, Cold Weather, Winter
“Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster? Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.”Tagged: déjà vu, Misheard