“I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel, like Jesus supposedly does sometimes.”Tagged: Destiny, jesus, wheel, Faith, Hope
“Ah, not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. It's like, leave it and forget it - not my mess!”Tagged: Poop, Mess, public, Gross
“This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair - because it makes me feel like a fierce animal!”Tagged: pubic hair, Fierce, animal
“Okay well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like being... choked by red licorice. I'm not saying who, but I think you know it's me.”Tagged: Fetish, Choked, Fantasy
“I'm not forcing, I'm aggressively facilitating.”Tagged: aggressive, Facilitation, force, trying too hard
“These are good people! They've supported me through a lot of tough times. Alright, I moved here less than a year ago, completely started over and they've supported me - even the most humiliating moments... I pooped in a shoe on You Tube! Okay? That's what happened.”Tagged: Tough Times, Humiliation, Good People, support
“Naomi: Don't touch the air conditioning, I sweat like a pig! Rebecca: It's like the FROZEN TUNDRA in here!”Tagged: cold, frozen, sweating, Mother-Daughter
“Oh my God! Periods are Code Blue, because blue is the color of the liquids they use in tampon commercials, because men hate that women bleed!”Tagged: periods, Patriarchy, Blue, tampons
“Bob: Your book? You mean like a bible? Rebecca: Kind of, but less sci-fi.”Tagged: Bible, life advice, Books