“The blessed transformation into adulthood. Once you are a man, you'll in turn take care of me, catering to my every whim, for the remainder of your natural life. How's that sound?”Tagged: Adulthood, Caregiving
“Mr. Noggin: You don't understand! Nobody understands! And so, I became a recluse, forever hidden and lonely. Spare the world my grotesqueness! Oh Lord! I put my pants on one leg at a time, too! Have you no heart? Ren Höek: You're right. I will mend my evil ways. Starting tomorrow!”Tagged: Grotesqueness, Lonely, Hidden
“Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat...”Tagged: pseudonyms
“Man, this is the life. No one to fuss over me, no one to tell me what to do. [He scratches his back] Why, I haven't bathed in three weeks! [The camera pans back to show the living room is a mess] Hm... I wonder if there's any Chinese food left in the fridge.”Tagged: Chinese Food
“...and please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock, and [he sighs in pleasure] oh, yeah... huge pectoral muscles.”Tagged: pectoral muscles
“They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds?”Tagged: crazy, Mad, Madness
“Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry? Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey...I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy! Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?”Tagged: Anger, Darn Tootin'
“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”Tagged: Cat, Failure to Launch, cartoons, Human Years
“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!”Tagged: cartoons, Brain Damage
“I knew it! Cat dirt everywhere! Oh, well. At least I'm home. Now I can follow my intellectual pursuits. My opera records! Covered in bubble gum! Aaagh! My collection of rare, incurable diseases! Violated! Nooo! My dinosaur droppings! Painted like Easter eggs! Aaargh! You eediots!”Tagged: Cat Dirt, Bubble Gum, Incurable Diseases
“You! Both of you! Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.”Tagged: Anger, Threats
“What do you MEAN you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're DEALING with? HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA...!”Tagged: Madman
“I...I was nice today, nice to all those insipid little monkeys!, answering all their stupid letters!”Tagged: Letters, Nice, Insipid, monkeys
“Staaand back! One false move... and the mummy gets it! I know all about your PLOT.. you're all in this together...each and every one of you...sleepin on my gravel bed! Eatin' all my SAAANNNDD...well, here's something you can REALLY have!”Tagged: Threats, Bluster
“Shut your festering cakehole! I'm gonna prove to you that there ain't no such thing as juju, and that you, are, a... moron! Now get back to crossing my path blacky, and don't forget to step on those cracks! Well, I'm waiting, and nothing's happening. I'm perfectly fine, there ain't no juju, and you…”Tagged: Juju, Morons, insults
“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!”