“Salem: I still don’t understand why I can’t go to parents’ night with you. Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.”Tagged: Cat, animal, Magic, bizarre, Sisters
“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel