“Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.”Tagged: Delicate, Simile Examples, Flower, chubby, damaged
“Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I’m being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You’re too humid.”Tagged: damp towel, Nap, Simile Examples, Golden Retriever, Bathroom Bucket
“Where have you been? I am having a major life crisis, and you guys are, what, just driving around, French kissing each other like a couple of Dutch hookers?”Tagged: major life crisis, driving around, French Kissing, Simile Examples, dutch hookers