I'm the cream in a crying sandwich.
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Shawn Spencer
Shawn Spencer is a fictional character and the main protagonist on the American television drama and comedy Psych played by American actor James Roday. Taking advantage of his eidetic memory and keen observational skills, he poses as a psychic and works as a private detective who often consults with the Santa Barbara Police Department. 2Fictional biography Shawn Spencer works as a freelance consultant to the Santa Barbara Police Department, along with his business partner and lifelong best friend Gus. Shawn has keen observational skills and an eidetic memory, making him an excellent detective; however, his impulsiveness, fear of commitment and lack of follow-through prevented him from achieving a traditional career with the police. Therefore, he fakes having psychic powers that the police believe aid him in solving crimes; he is in fact simply using his natural detection skills. Shawn was a breech birth, born in February 1977, and comes from a family of police officers. His father, Henry, is a decorated sergeant who trained Shawn from childhood to be hyper-observant. His parents separated in 1992, and later divorced; his mother, Madeleine (a psychologist), eventually returned and explained that she left to pursue a job opportunity. At the age of 15, he achieved a perfect score of 100 on the detective's exam. This is drawn loosely from the childhood of series creator Steve Franks, who was also born into a family of police officers and whose father "was training [Franks] in his own way to follow his footsteps." Franks' father would ask him how many people were wearing hats in a restaurant, a tactic Henry employs in the series pilot.Shawn's relationship with his father is complicated; Henry is disappointed that Shawn did not follow in his footsteps as a police officer, and is skeptical of Shawn's detective busines
It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.
Henry: How much blood was it exactly, Shawn? Shawn: It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.
I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.
Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.
Well, much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.
[saying his goodbye to Gus over a DVD video message] And so, I accept that this is my fatal flaw. I just can't quite engage all the way when I really need to. When it really matters, you know? When the chips are down. So I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry, Gus. I'm sorry that I can't do…
[saying his goodbye to Lassiter over a DVD video message] Carlton Lassiter, Chief Lassie, The Lord of Sternbush. I am proud, honored, and baffled to call you my friend. But it's true. It's also true that you might be the only other person on the planet who loves Jules as much as I do, even though…