“Just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator, doesn't mean you know how it works.”Tagged: Snow, Diss, Refrigerator, appliances, How it works
“Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or... something heartbreaking?”Tagged: Diss, Heartbreaking, Friends, Mordor, nerd
“Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.”Tagged: Spending, Money, jesus, Capitalism, Diss