Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before. [Lewis takes off his mask] Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd! Lewis: Yeah. Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful. [gasps in ecstasy] Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as y…
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Lewis Skolnick, Robert Carradine, imdb.com
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd d…
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Coach Harris, John Goodman, imdb.com
Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place? Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm. [Brick is hurled through the window] Booger: What was that? Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’ Takashi: What is a nerd? Gilbert: We are.
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Gilbert Lowell, Anthony Edwards, imdb.com
Gilbert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're n…
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Gilbert Lowell, Anthony Edwards, imdb.com
Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Lex: I'm a hacker! Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd. Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Tim, Joseph Mazzello, imdb.com
Seth: Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman. Ryan: I thought you said you went every year.
Ash: Lionel, you find a wimpy demon yet? Lionel: Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically, but I have found a-a minor demon named Eligos. Possesses knowledge of hidden things, a-a demon of the mindscape. Ash: Well, perfect. Sounds like a total nerd.
— Sean Clements, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
When I was growing up in school, I wasn’t the archetype of the classic American nerd; I was just different. I had a certain kind of disassociation from the other kids because I had more interest in sociology, ideas and trying to communicate those ideas to the kids around me. It wasn’t that I thought…
Ben Seaver: [complaining about his bad first day at school] At lunch, some big guy with sideburns forced me to eat green Jell-O. God help me, I liked it. Chrissy Seaver: [astonished] You ate green Jell-O? Ben Seaver: Yeah. And it was like a nerd magnet. The whole Chess Club sat with me. They elected…
— Bob Burris, Michael Ware, Ben Seaver, Jeremy Miller, imdb.com
Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or... something heartbreaking?
— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
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In real life, I was nothing but an antisocial hermit. A recluse. A pale-skinned pop culture–obsessed geek.
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